Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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