i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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