I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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