these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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