sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
