it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
