oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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