she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
