God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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