I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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