Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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