Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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