Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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