i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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