I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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