I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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