Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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