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Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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