I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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