his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it glows. i had to have it.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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