just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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