she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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