"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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