That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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