Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
