yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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