She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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