Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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