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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
All the doctor said was why
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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