Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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