This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The adults are the big ones right?
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