Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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