I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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