I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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