I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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