Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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