Porn is love you can see.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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