I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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