I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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