I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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