every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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