Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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