Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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