I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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