belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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