were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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