nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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