I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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