After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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