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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Randomize
