so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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