Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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