Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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