she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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